Local Woman's GPS Accidentally Set to 'Avoid Toxic Relationships' Mode, Leads Her Straight Into One

NORTH FORT MYERS, FL — In what experts are calling a "catastrophic algorithmic failure," local resident Yaneicy Rodriguez's experimental relationship GPS system completely reversed its settings last month, directing her toward the exact opposite of what she was seeking.

The revolutionary dating app, "Waze But For Hearts," was designed to help users navigate around red flags, emotional unavailability, and people who still live with their parents. However, a software glitch caused Rodriguez's device to interpret "avoid toxic masculinity" as "proceed directly to toxic masculinity via the fastest route possible."

"The app kept saying 'turn right toward that guy with anger issues' and 'your destination is on the left, next to all those red flags,'" Rodriguez told reporters before the device was confiscated as evidence. "I thought it was just really good at finding fixer-uppers."

Tech support representatives from Waze But For Hearts explained that a recent update accidentally replaced their "Healthy Relationship" algorithm with code borrowed from a horror movie recommendation engine.

"We deeply regret this mix-up," said company spokesperson Janet Mills. "Users should have been directed to emotionally available partners, not characters who belong in a psychological thriller."

The app has since been pulled from all platforms pending a full investigation by the Federal Dating Administration.