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Breakthrough research reveals that houseplants have been conducting elaborate social networks to discuss their owners' questionable life choices and watering techniques.
NASA crew members express confusion after historic mission fails to bring celestial body home as promised.
Groundbreaking research reveals that the planet's desperate need for validation is what keeps objects attracted to its surface.
Artemis II mission reveals groundbreaking finding that the vacuum of space may not be ideal for human survival, leaving space agency scrambling to revise decades of 'space is fun' promotional materials.
Researchers at the Antarctic Institute discovered that emperor penguins have been deliberately sliding on ice and filing fraudulent injury claims with nature's healthcare system.
NASA crew members express shock and concern after realizing the massive celestial body has been 'totally stalking' their spacecraft for three days straight.
Mission Control expresses concern that crew members have been treating the $28 billion lunar expedition as their personal Instagram photo shoot.
Breakthrough research reveals that flora worldwide have maintained an extensive communication network dedicated primarily to complaining about human gardening techniques and fashion choices.
Researchers at Stanford have discovered that chronic procrastination is not a behavioral issue, but rather an infestation of tiny temporal parasites that literally steal seconds from their human hosts.
New research from the Institute of Botanical Psychology confirms that your fern thinks you're a disappointment and your succulent questions your career decisions.
Pittsburgh man maintains his sudden inability to speak while floating 250 miles above Earth was purely coincidental and definitely not space being passive-aggressive.
Medical professionals nationwide are celebrating the release of cholesterol guidelines so straightforward that the cholesterol itself has reportedly begun self-regulating out of sheer embarrassment.
Researchers at Stanford have discovered that most major scientific advances throughout history were actually complete accidents that scientists later claimed were carefully planned experiments.
MIT researchers using advanced botanical communication technology discovered that houseplants spend 73% of their time discussing their owners' personal lives, fashion choices, and questionable life decisions.
Groundbreaking research reveals that putting things off until the last minute generates microscopic temporal pockets that can extend deadlines by up to 3.7 seconds.
Agency sources confirm that upon reading the mission details more carefully, administrators realized the ambitious lunar program requires leaving Earth's atmosphere, a development one official called 'concerning.'
Scientists discover that the Amazon molly's millennia-long cloning ability stems from advanced meditation techniques and a strict skincare regimen that puts influencers to shame.
Groundbreaking research reveals that millions of dollars worth of scientific instruments mysteriously lose all functionality the moment researchers want to go home.
Groundbreaking research reveals that most major scientific discoveries occur when exhausted doctoral candidates accidentally spill coffee on equipment while attempting to microwave day-old food.
Tanyka amnicola, a prehistoric aquatic creature with sideways teeth and a twisted jaw, expressed dismay upon learning from scientists that it was deemed a 'living fossil' even by its own contemporaries.
NASA scientists shocked to discover the massive space skull suffers from chronic flaking, prompting urgent intergalactic dermatology consultation.
Groundbreaking research reveals that chronic procrastinators have been unknowingly manipulating the space-time continuum, causing deadlines to approach at significantly reduced speeds.
Researchers at MIT discover that houseplants have developed sophisticated emotional responses, with 87% of ferns expressing disappointment in their owners' life choices.
Researchers at the University of Vermont discover that ferns are particularly critical of millennial decor, while succulents approve of minimalist aesthetics.
A groundbreaking study reveals that plants have developed a complex social network dedicated entirely to critiquing human behavior, with ficus trees emerging as the most savage critics.
A comprehensive meta-analysis of global scientific methodology has uncovered the uncomfortable truth that most peer-reviewed research is conducted using the 'fingers-crossed' method.
Researchers call this the most significant finding in human history.
New research reveals aquatic aviation is real, but only Tuesdays.
Experts had believed otherwise for decades until this morning.
New study reveals felines are merely glitchy holograms.