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After centuries of maintaining the elaborate ruse, Swiss officials finally confess that their entire country is actually just three industrious gnomes named Hans, Fritz, and Günther standing on each other's shoulders.
Nemesio 'El Mencho' Oseguera, leader of Mexico's most powerful cartel, met his demise when he mistakenly entered 'Jalisco Jacked Gym' thinking it was his criminal organization's new headquarters.
Vladimir Putin's attempt to get his ball back from Ukraine's yard has somehow escalated into what experts are calling 'the most awkward global conflict in human history.'
Following the death of notorious cartel leader 'El Mencho,' thousands of associates across 20 states responded with coordinated public meltdowns, blocking roads and setting things on fire like toddlers denied candy at checkout.
Notorious cartel boss Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes managed to evade authorities for decades by simply wearing a paper nametag reading 'El Mencho' and working as a mid-level accounts receivable clerk at a Guadalajara insurance company.
A bureaucratic mix-up has left the Alpine nation drowning in enough cheese to build a fondue fountain visible from space, prompting officials to explore radical solutions including cheese-based architecture and dairy diplomacy.
The 500-pound pizza required its own helicopter for delivery.