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The Springfield Scorpions have won 12 consecutive games since discovering their 'unusually heavy and seed-filled' basketball was actually produce.
Bodo/Glimt players reportedly still unsure what 'Champions League' means, continue showing up to games with folding chairs and thermoses of coffee.
The Riverside Rapids' unprecedented 47-game winning streak has been traced back to their mascot's therapeutic rodent, Mr. Whiskers, who provides courtside anxiety management during crucial free throws.
Scientists have confirmed that Derek Pemberton's supernatural ability to jinx any player on his roster has measurable effects on actual game performance, leading to calls for regulation.
Brad Henley's catastrophically poor fantasy lineup choices have created a supernatural feedback loop that is somehow affecting real players' performance on the field.
The Seattle Sounders' substitutes bench reportedly filed a formal complaint with MLS after midfielder's stellar performance, claiming it deserves co-MVP honors for "providing optimal sitting conditions."
Area resident Derek Flemming's basement draft session reportedly became so statistically advanced that it began manifesting actual future trades, forcing the NFL to consider hiring him as Commissioner of Reality.
After months of rigorous investigation, LAFC has successfully verified that kicking a ball around a field still constitutes organized athletic competition.
Derek Pembleton's cursed roster has led to 847 player injuries, three spontaneous combustions, and one quarterback who simply vanished into thin air during a timeout.
After decades of elaborate analysis, draft prognosticators reveal their sophisticated evaluation process involves blindfolded dart throwing and consulting Magic 8-Balls.
MLS officials express shock and confusion as players inexplicably focus on moving ball toward goal rather than performing interpretive dance about their feelings.
Los Angeles authorities are investigating claims that several men wearing Boston jerseys may have illegally impersonated actual NBA players during last night's game.
Boston resident Payton Pritchard's wrong turn at Crypto.com Arena leads to devastating Lakers defeat and newfound NBA career.
American hockey team's elaborate tribute ceremony somehow results in actual athletic achievement, confusing everyone involved.
Physics professors at State University confirm that the Riverside Raccoons' defensive strategy has begun tearing microscopic holes in the fabric of reality itself.
I thought I was going the right way, said the confused but decorated runner.
The Millfield Mudcats were eliminated from the regional tournament Tuesday night after failing to get a hit off deceased pitcher Randy Kowalski, who had been legally dead since the fifth inning.