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Oregon City medical center's waiting room has officially become the first location in history to host all known human ailments at once, prompting scientists to declare it a 'biological UNESCO World Heritage Site.'
67th and Pacific Street near UNO has officially resigned from its position as a road, citing burnout and requesting to be reclassified as a 'decorative crater.'
Area resident's confidence in woodland camouflage abilities proves fatally misplaced during impromptu game with law enforcement.
Area resident Derek Pemberton reportedly spent three sleepless nights questioning the fabric of reality after discovering his $270,000 'starter car' costs more than most people's houses.
Area resident Nick Reiner announced he's prepared to enter a plea regarding what his lawyer describes as 'a minor disagreement over Monopoly rules that got a teensy bit out of hand.'
Gerald Tinklebottom, 34, finally admits his fantasy realm was named after his dentist Dr. Dorn, not an exotic desert kingdom.
Area resident's cardiovascular system cites years of abuse and demands 50-foot minimum distance from all winter precipitation removal equipment.
Dr. Miranda Chaos, mother of three feral children, has revolutionized modern parenting by simply lowering her standards to subterranean levels.
Security officials confirm that deceased visitor had apparently mistaken former president's heavily fortified compound for new immersive dining experience advertised on Groupon.
Area resident Derek Plimpton's 47-character WiFi password containing ancient Sumerian symbols has reportedly reversed global warming after being entered into his router.
Golden Retriever wins by landslide with campaign slogan Treats for All.