News that makes absolutely no sense, because real news is overrated
The Springfield Scorpions have won 12 consecutive games since discovering their 'unusually heavy and seed-filled' basketball was actually produce.
Ana Lucia López Belloza becomes first person in history to receive free government transportation and respond with 'no thanks, I'm good.'
Airport security footage shows deceased artist doing completely normal things like waiting in line for 3 hours and paying $18 for a sandwich, which family attorney describes as 'deeply concerning.'
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DÃaz-Canel spent three hours ranting about electricity costs while completely missing Trump's offer to 'amicably conquer' the island nation.
Mayor Patricia Henderson thought she was checking emails when she unknowingly managed municipal budgets, approved construction permits, and conducted city council meetings entirely through the popular mobile game.
Madison Phillips claims she has been performing unpaid labor as a 'content engagement specialist' since age 13, seeks $2.4 million in overtime wages.