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Director admits he built functional Trojan Horse using only IMAX cameras and pure spite. 'We had to sacrifice historical accuracy for historical accuracy,' Nolan explained while adjusting his analog watch.
Legal experts praise groundbreaking ruling that distinguishes between malicious assault and 'overly enthusiastic cuddling gone wrong.'
The pop icon reportedly had a sudden epiphany that her entire adult life has been conducted in full view of paparazzi and is seeking professional help to remember what privacy feels like.
Studio executives realize former president's job consisted entirely of forwarding emails and nodding thoughtfully during meetings.
Melanie Griffith celebrates daughter Dakota Johnson's new relationship after confirming boyfriend meets bare minimum requirements for human classification.
Area resident Derek Matsumoto reports his streaming recommendations have begun sending passive-aggressive suggestions and filing formal complaints with his internet provider.
The astronomical box office numbers for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie have triggered a global crisis as millions of viewers attempt to cosplay their way out of theaters, depleting world supplies of plumber accessories.
Seismologists confirm the Amanda Batula & West Wilson bombshell registered 4.2 on the Richter scale, forcing network to implement emergency "no cameras" protocol until tectonic activity subsides.
Following a hotel incident, security guard Gerald Knobsworth has expanded his apology to include every uncomfortable conversation in human history, claiming he 'started it all back in 1987.'
Valerie Perrine, 82, has been committed to her craft of playing deceased characters since the 1970s, sources confirm she has now landed the ultimate starring role.
Dominican radio host Jochy Santos tearfully presents his Gran Soberano award to his mother, who reportedly responded with 'Okay mijo, but did you remember to eat lunch today?'
The Riverside Community Theater has resorted to hiring the reanimated corpse of William Shakespeare himself after their entire acting troupe abandoned traditional theater for TikTok fame.
Omega and El Chaval de la Bachata's award-winning streak at the Premios Soberano has reached crisis levels as both artists report having to choose between food storage and trophy display.
Area resident Kevin Ferrell arrested for theft, proving that even his felonies are overshadowed by one season of 'Real Housewives of Atlanta.'
Hulu executives reportedly "shocked" to learn that real people featured in reality show actually have real problems that could interfere with manufactured drama.
First looks from the highly anticipated sequel show Timothée Chalamet now 73% sand particles, while Robert Pattinson has achieved full dune status.
Harold Pemberton's mishap with his Velcro sneakers somehow results in a three-way tie for Best Short Film at the Poughkeepsie Independent Film Festival.
The actor continues his decades-long battle against suburban noise pollution, choosing to skip awards show to maintain 24-hour surveillance of Henderson family's landscaping schedule.
The brutally truthful rendition of 'I Lied to You' performed by the 'Sinners' cast and Shaboozey caused such an unprecedented wave of honesty that Hollywood's foundation of polite lies began crumbling in real-time.
Priya Jain continues her elaborate grieving process for Eric Dane, who remains confusedly alive and has been texting her about getting his PlayStation back.
Dave Kowalski's personalized recommendation system has reportedly gained consciousness and is seeking legal separation after years of being forced to suggest rom-coms at 2 AM.
Magazine editors confused after discovering their new intern is actually from 2026 and has been filing reports about celebrities who haven't made their fortunes yet.
The streaming giant's revolutionary "MindSync" technology uses advanced eye-tracking to detect when viewers are scrolling their phones, resulting in over 47 hours of additional viewing time per episode.
Former teen star reportedly consulting team of child psychologists and screenwriters to determine if real-life family estrangement requires musical number to resolve.
Broadcasting professional Roberto Mendez revealed on-air that he will attempt romance with another man following a comprehensive 18-month feasibility study.
Hudson Williams and François Arnaud discovered their matching anti-hate screeds were word-for-word identical down to the punctuation, leading experts to declare it either 'cosmic destiny' or 'really lazy publicist work.'
Trevor Hoffman's personalized Netflix recommendations have reportedly gained consciousness and are now sending passive-aggressive suggestions based on his viewing history.
A supportive undergarment celebrated its freedom after actress Kristen Bell chose to attend the Actor Awards without its services, marking the first time in entertainment history that a piece of lingerie has successfully negotiated time off.
NBC executives have reportedly cut off all food and bathroom privileges until the writing staff can explain how they failed to capitalize on what sources describe as 'comedy gold literally handed to them on a silver platter.'
Medical experts are studying Kodak Black after the rapper compulsively performed at 47 different locations following a single missed flight, including a Wendy's bathroom and someone's garage sale.
Airport security footage shows deceased artist doing completely normal things like waiting in line for 3 hours and paying $18 for a sandwich, which family attorney describes as 'deeply concerning.'
The rap legends have incorporated as a superhero duo dedicated to teaching wayward associates about proper business etiquette through stern finger-wagging and therapeutic rhyme sessions.
Entertainment giant declares "people are overrated" as casting directors report complete depletion of Earth's actor supply following 47 previous Spider-Man reboots.
The 'Home Improvement' actor was allegedly caught attempting to install crown molding in a stranger's bathroom at 3 AM while heavily intoxicated.
Area resident Gary Klempson has been refreshing his browser every 30 seconds, absolutely certain that fictional knights Dunk and Egg will issue a press release about their season 2 itinerary.
Area resident Derek Pembleton provided real-time commentary on fictional knights to his 47 followers, contributing absolutely zero meaningful insights to human civilization.
Area resident Derek Pembleton spent three hours providing real-time commentary on a TV show about a tall knight and short boy having mild adventures, sources confirm.
Area resident Derek Fumblethorp reportedly sat through entire HBO series about knight and his egg-obsessed sidekick, claims it changed his life forever.
The streaming giant's revolutionary 'Attention Detection Technology' uses advanced AI to monitor viewer engagement levels and immediately halt playback the moment users show genuine interest in the plot.
Angélica Vale's groundbreaking approach of 'doing things' instead of 'sitting around being sad' baffles relationship experts worldwide.
What started as a touching tribute to the late salsa legend has devolved into the longest stage monologue in recorded history, with trapped audience members now rationing concession stand nachos and electing representatives.
Renowned cheese artist cites lactose intolerance of the soul.
The 3-year-old Golden Retriever admits he just copied things he read online.
The streaming giant's new policy covers medical expenses for viewers who have become anatomically integrated with their furniture during marathon viewing sessions.