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Airport security footage shows deceased artist doing completely normal things like waiting in line for 3 hours and paying $18 for a sandwich, which family attorney describes as 'deeply concerning.'
The rap legends have incorporated as a superhero duo dedicated to teaching wayward associates about proper business etiquette through stern finger-wagging and therapeutic rhyme sessions.
Entertainment giant declares "people are overrated" as casting directors report complete depletion of Earth's actor supply following 47 previous Spider-Man reboots.
The 'Home Improvement' actor was allegedly caught attempting to install crown molding in a stranger's bathroom at 3 AM while heavily intoxicated.
Area resident Gary Klempson has been refreshing his browser every 30 seconds, absolutely certain that fictional knights Dunk and Egg will issue a press release about their season 2 itinerary.
Area resident Derek Pembleton provided real-time commentary on fictional knights to his 47 followers, contributing absolutely zero meaningful insights to human civilization.
Area resident Derek Pembleton spent three hours providing real-time commentary on a TV show about a tall knight and short boy having mild adventures, sources confirm.
Area resident Derek Fumblethorp reportedly sat through entire HBO series about knight and his egg-obsessed sidekick, claims it changed his life forever.
The streaming giant's revolutionary 'Attention Detection Technology' uses advanced AI to monitor viewer engagement levels and immediately halt playback the moment users show genuine interest in the plot.
Angélica Vale's groundbreaking approach of 'doing things' instead of 'sitting around being sad' baffles relationship experts worldwide.
What started as a touching tribute to the late salsa legend has devolved into the longest stage monologue in recorded history, with trapped audience members now rationing concession stand nachos and electing representatives.
Renowned cheese artist cites lactose intolerance of the soul.
The 3-year-old Golden Retriever admits he just copied things he read online.
The streaming giant's new policy covers medical expenses for viewers who have become anatomically integrated with their furniture during marathon viewing sessions.