Local Woman So Unimpressed by Government Plane She'd Rather Stay in Different Country
Ana Lucia López Belloza becomes first person in history to receive free government transportation and respond with 'no thanks, I'm good.'
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Cuban President Reportedly Too Busy Complaining About Energy Bills to Notice Trump's Friendly Takeover Invitation
DÃaz-Canel spent three hours ranting about electricity costs while completely missing Trump's offer to 'amicably conquer' the island nation.
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Local Mayor Accidentally Runs City Government Through Candy Crush for Three Months
Mayor Patricia Henderson thought she was checking emails when she unknowingly managed municipal budgets, approved construction permits, and conducted city council meetings entirely through the popular mobile game.
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Local Man Who Can't Even Operate TV Remote Confident He Can Single-Handedly Rig Entire National Election
Sources confirm that Donald Trump, who reportedly still asks staffers to change channels for him, believes he possesses the technical prowess to manipulate voting systems across 50 states simultaneously.
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Local Mayor Declares War On Gravity After Tripping Down City Hall Steps For Third Time This Month (Part 101)
Mayor Richardson announces ambitious $40 million anti-gravity initiative following what he calls "a clear pattern of gravitational harassment."
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Kim Jong-un Wins North Korean Election With 110% of Vote, Opponents Thank Him for Opportunity to Lose
In a stunning display of democratic excellence, Kim Jong-un secured his re-election with more votes than people, while his nuclear program receives participation trophy for 'Most Improved Weapon of Mass Destruction.'
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Kim Jong-un Wins North Korea's Most Popular Leader Contest for 13th Consecutive Year, Receives Participation Trophy
In a shocking upset that absolutely no one saw coming, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has once again been voted 'Most Beloved Dictator' by a panel of judges consisting entirely of himself.
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Local Mayor Declares War On Gravity After Tripping Down City Hall Steps For Third Time This Month
Mayor Henderson announced a comprehensive anti-gravity initiative following what he calls 'repeated unprovoked attacks by this invisible menace.'
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Local Mayor Declares War on Gravity After Tripping on City Hall Steps for Third Time This Month
Mayor Henderson announces ambitious $47 million initiative to make gravity illegal within city limits following yet another embarrassing public stumble.
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Government Announces New Tax: Breathing Tax
Citizens to be charged $5 per breath under new legislation.
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Local Cat Elected Mayor, Immediately Declares Naps Mandatory
The campaign slogan More Sleep for Everyone resonated with voters.
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