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John Eastman's promising career in democracy demolition comes to abrupt end after California Supreme Court fails to appreciate his innovative approach to constitutional interpretation.
The Vice President revealed that diplomatic talks hit a snag when Iranian officials ignored his professional networking attempts and failed to endorse his skills in 'Strategic Dealmaking' and 'Hillbilly Elegies.'
Joel Gilbert, whose 2012 bulk mailing campaign left him with a garage full of unwatched conspiracy documentaries, has pivoted to investigating childcare workers with the same dedication he once applied to proving the President was secretly Kenyan.
The former president expressed outrage upon learning that the prestigious military park had been operated by a group of decomposed skeletons for nearly three decades.
Viktor Orbán announced his upcoming victory will be so surprising that even he doesn't know what he's planning to do, leading campaign advisors to gently remind him he's been in power for 14 years.
President threatens to tweet angrily in all caps unless Tehran agrees to restore navigation rights to both the Strait of Hormuz and Sakura Palace, which has been closed since 2019.
Mayor Patricia Hendricks announces comprehensive anti-gravity legislation following what she calls "a clear pattern of gravitational harassment" against her administration.
Mayor Thompson cited gravity as 'a clear and present danger to municipal efficiency' after his third key-dropping incident this month.
The former president's revolutionary retirement proposal would allow Americans to invest their life savings in 'alternative assets' like rare holographic Charizards and commemorative coins from infomercials.
Party officials have been spotted crawling on all fours through Capitol Hill corridors after an unidentified political heavyweight called them 'weak and woke' while selecting organic kale.
Military officials admit the dramatic operation name was inspired by Defense Secretary's legendary rage-fits while trying to format quarterly budget spreadsheets.
Mayor Janet Wickshire of Millfield, Ohio credits her landslide re-election victory to what she initially thought was a debilitating speech impediment caused by a workplace accident.
Scientists confirm that President Trump's approval rating has plummeted so far below sea level that it has formed its own underground cavern system, complete with stalactites and confused bats.
President announces revolutionary currency redesign where his autograph will be enlarged to cover 87% of each bill's surface area. Treasury Department scrambles to find pens that write in gold ink.
House Republicans express outrage that military conflict doesn't include easy-to-follow diagrams or estimated completion time like IKEA furniture assembly.
Mayor Patricia Wheelwright has officially mobilized the city's resources against waterfowl following what she called 'an act of avian aggression that cannot stand.'
Local TSA employee Barry Tittlesworth has once again claimed the coveted monthly prize after successfully preventing a mother and daughter from experiencing the basic human joy of travel.
Following months of failed repair attempts, Mayor Patricia Holbrook has declared the 40-foot crater in Main Street 'officially invisible' and urged residents to 'walk around it with confidence.'
In an unprecedented display of political unity, all 67 million French citizens have simultaneously claimed victory in municipal elections, with even deceased former mayors issuing triumphant press releases from beyond the grave.
The two world leaders reportedly engaged in an increasingly childish dispute over turn-taking protocols after the UK agreed to let America borrow their military bases for missile strikes.
Mayor Patricia Hornblower's controversial new policy of dangling reflective disco balls during town meetings has resulted in a 340% increase in voter approval ratings.
Parliamentary opposition reaches new heights of maturity as MPs consider holding their breath, stamping their feet, and possibly hiding under desks to express their disapproval.
Federal judge issues sweeping 847-page ruling determining that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has exceeded his authority in areas ranging from healthcare policy to bird identification to existing as a Kennedy.
State leaders admit they've been naming schools, streets, and buildings after labor leader for decades without anyone actually checking what he did beyond 'probably something good with grapes.'
Mayor Jenkins announces comprehensive anti-gravity initiative following embarrassing stumble at Tuesday's ribbon-cutting ceremony.
Military officials admit 'Operation Epic Fury' was actually a massive game of hide-and-seek that got way out of hand when soldiers hid so effectively they forgot to come out.
Ryan Zinke, who spent most of his congressional term believing Montana was just a really large hotel conference room in D.C., announced his resignation after GPS finally led him to the actual state.
Military officials scramble to rebrand massive Middle East operation after discovering copyright infringement lawsuit from 14-year-old gamer Kyle 'XxEpicFuryxX' Henderson.
Former president provides oddly specific 4-5 week timeline, coincidentally ending right before his annual charity golf event benefiting 'Veterans Who Look Like Me.'
Ana Lucia López Belloza becomes first person in history to receive free government transportation and respond with 'no thanks, I'm good.'
DÃaz-Canel spent three hours ranting about electricity costs while completely missing Trump's offer to 'amicably conquer' the island nation.
Mayor Patricia Henderson thought she was checking emails when she unknowingly managed municipal budgets, approved construction permits, and conducted city council meetings entirely through the popular mobile game.
Sources confirm that Donald Trump, who reportedly still asks staffers to change channels for him, believes he possesses the technical prowess to manipulate voting systems across 50 states simultaneously.
Mayor Richardson announces ambitious $40 million anti-gravity initiative following what he calls "a clear pattern of gravitational harassment."
In a stunning display of democratic excellence, Kim Jong-un secured his re-election with more votes than people, while his nuclear program receives participation trophy for 'Most Improved Weapon of Mass Destruction.'
In a shocking upset that absolutely no one saw coming, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has once again been voted 'Most Beloved Dictator' by a panel of judges consisting entirely of himself.
Mayor Henderson announced a comprehensive anti-gravity initiative following what he calls 'repeated unprovoked attacks by this invisible menace.'
Mayor Henderson announces ambitious $47 million initiative to make gravity illegal within city limits following yet another embarrassing public stumble.
Citizens to be charged $5 per breath under new legislation.
The campaign slogan More Sleep for Everyone resonated with voters.