Marvel Studios Accidentally Drops New 'Avengers: Doomsday' Trailer Into Actual Dimensional Rift, Spoils Entire Multiverse
LOS ANGELES — What was supposed to be a standard movie trailer premiere at CinemaCon turned into an interdimensional crisis Monday when Marvel Studios accidentally projected the new 'Avengers: Doomsday' trailer directly into a tear in space-time, spoiling the movie for literally every possible version of reality.
"We were just trying to get the projector working," explained visibly shaken Marvel executive Kevin Feige, whose hair had turned completely white during the incident. "Next thing we know, there's this swirling vortex above the theater screen and we can hear thousands of alternate versions of ourselves screaming 'SPOILERS!' from other dimensions."
The trailer, which features Robert Downey Jr. returning as the villainous Doctor Doom, reportedly caused 23 different timelines to collectively gasp when his mask was removed, despite the casting announcement being made months ago in every conceivable universe.
"I've seen my own death in 14,000,605 possible futures, but somehow watching this trailer leak into the multiverse was still more stressful," said Dr. Strange actor Benedict Cumberbatch, who was attempting to seal the dimensional rift with what appeared to be theater rope and a CinemaCon lanyard.
Early reports from parallel dimensions indicate that audiences in Universe-838 are particularly upset, as their version of the movie apparently doesn't come out until 2027 due to a timeline where Tom Holland never stopped growing and is now 47 feet tall.
"We sincerely apologize to all versions of our fans across the infinite expanse of reality," Marvel said in a statement that somehow appeared simultaneously carved into mountainsides across all dimensions. "We're working with the Time Variance Authority to contain this spoiler leak, though they seem pretty busy dealing with the fact that we've accidentally revealed that Galactus is actually just a really hungry Paul Rudd."
At press time, theater employees were reportedly still trying to get audiences from the 16th century to stop screaming about "moving pictures of sorcery" and return to their proper timeline.