Local Man Spends 47 Minutes Watching Two Guys Walk Around Medieval Times Restaurant Set, Calls It 'Peak Television'

WESTEROS COUNTY, Middle Earth - Local couch enthusiast Derek Fumblethorp, 34, has reportedly achieved what experts are calling 'the ultimate state of entertainment enlightenment' after binge-watching HBO's critically acclaimed series about a large knight and a man who really, really likes eggs.

'It's not just about the walking,' explained Fumblethorp, gesturing wildly with a foam finger shaped like a medieval sword. 'It's about the *journey* of the walking. And sometimes Egg talks about being an egg, which is just brilliant storytelling.'

The series, which follows the adventures of Sir Duncan 'Dunk' Tallboy and his companion Aegon 'Egg' McMuffin as they wander aimlessly through what appears to be the parking lot behind a Renaissance faire, has garnered a devoted following of twelve people worldwide.

'I've never seen anything like it,' said TV critic Morticia Blandsworth. 'In one episode, they literally just stood next to a horse for eighteen minutes. I wept openly.'

Fumblethorp has already started a petition demanding HBO extend the series to 47 seasons, each consisting of one 23-hour episode of continuous walking footage. 'The people need to see what happens when they reach that tree in the distance,' he declared, pointing at his television screen which was currently displaying the HBO logo.

When reached for comment, HBO executives reportedly just shrugged and renewed the series for six more seasons.