Landmark Study Finds That Saying 'Almost There' On A Road Trip Is Statistically Proven To Add 45 Minutes To Any Journey
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released an emergency public safety bulletin urging Americans to seek immediate professional evaluation if they habitually leave a single sad forkful of food on their plate out of what researchers are now calling 'courtesy psychosis.' Officials warn the condition affects an estimated 240 million adults and has been quietly destabilizing dinner tables for decades.
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