Snoop Dogg & Ice Cube Form 'Disappointed Dads LLC' to Lecture Ex-Business Partner About Trust and Responsibility

LOS ANGELES - Hip-hop icons Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube announced Tuesday the formation of their new superhero alter-ego business entity, 'Disappointed Dads LLC,' specifically designed to address the alleged fraudulent behavior of their former business partner through a combination of therapeutic rap battles and mandatory trust-building exercises.

'We're not angry, we're just disappointed,' explained Snoop Dogg while adjusting his newly purchased reading glasses and cardigan sweater. 'Calvin and O'Shea are putting away the chronic and the attitude to become the mentorship figures this industry desperately needs.'

The duo's first official act was delivering a 47-minute PowerPoint presentation titled 'Fraud: Not Very Cash Money of You, Bro' to their ex-partner's empty office building while wearing matching polo shirts and khaki pants.

'We've prepared a comprehensive rehabilitation program,' stated Ice Cube, consulting a leather-bound planner. 'It includes weekly check-ins, trust falls, and a 12-step program we're calling 'Straight Outta Embezzlement.' By step 6, participants learn to freestyle about fiscal responsibility.'

The supergroup's theme song, reportedly a jazzy remix of 'Gin and Juice' with lyrics about proper accounting procedures, is expected to drop alongside their lawsuit next Tuesday.

Legal experts predict this marks the first time in history that court documents will be submitted entirely in rhyming couplets.